GENETIC VARIATION – Shoop da Woop

The ability to shoop da woop originated from people who were originially unable to shoop da woop. Then, a random genetic mutation in the DNA enabled Shoop da Woop. This was better suited to fight, as it could shoop the woop, and so was more likely to survive, and hence had a higher fitness (could have more offspring). 

There was variation in the population, as some, such as cell, could shoop da woop with a higher power level than others. While these had a higher fitness level, others , who only shot lesser woops with a lower power level, or who could not shoop the woop at all, were at a disadvantage. The selection pressure (that you would lose a fight with someone who COULD shoop da woop) meant that the unshoopables were at a selective disadvantage, and had a low fitness level, so soon became extinct.

These powerful shoop Da Woopers soon went to other populations, creating gene flow. However, due to the enhanced cosmic radiation in these areas, mutations caused these shoop da woopers to become shot da woopers, and soon became how 2 shot web.